Imagine chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your Mum comes to tell you “put this Rice in the plastic bag and take it home , ndo supper yedu nhasi . 😳kuita kudira jecha😂

Landline mu dinning room was the worst, the whole family will be there uri paphone then this happens Sweety: I love you Me: nekunowo ndozviri kuitika izvozvo Sweety: bby I said I love you Me: ndiyoyo nyaya yacho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When my crush posts a joke🙃 Me: kkkkk 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ende wandisekesa ndiri single kudai ahhhh iwewe soo haaa nhasi wakuvadza munhu ari single nekuseka,… Aah joke rako rakanyanya rinoda uchisekawo neumwe wako paside kwete isusu tiri single aah wandinakidza wena kkkkki😂😂😂😂😍

ko ndazopotsa ndati kuna madam …….. mazariro anga akaita ma lodge nezuro 🙊🙊🙆🏽‍♂🤣🤣🤣

Mirai henyu muone pandinotenga mota muna 2019, ndotoisa indicator chero ndichida kunzvenga dombo🤣🤣🤣

I intentionally put my grandma’s phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished… She gave me money today to buy another ringtone… 😂😂😂 Vamwe vazukuru soo

My wife zvaandiita nhasi atora foni yangu ndobva adeleter nhamba dzaTrish. Semunhu akanzwa kuti ndodanana naTrish nefriend yake abva asevha nhamba dzake kuti Trish. Ndiri kubasa ndaona message yakanzi dia ndiisire airtime ye$10 ndobva ndatumira ndichifunga kuti ndiTrish. Ndave kumba ndazoisa txt kuna Trish ndichiti zvaita here zvikanzi ndifonere izvezvi.